Friday, May 30, 2008

Like Old Folks Pissin, Guess It All Depends

Growing up in a home with a crack addicted relative, I can tell you second hand (I didnt hit the glass dick, he did) that the rock form of coke & baking soda is hands down the worst thing you can do to your career (unless you recover, smash Rocky's wife, and land a VH1 show). Musicians have been nodding on that boy (slang for heroin) for years, producing classic music, and in a number of cases (Ray Charles) recovering! But crack is a completely different beast. Just ask Whitney's vocal chords and Flavor Flav's face!!!

Anywho, when rappers begin referring to addction as being "Amy Wined-out" (see Fabolous) its clear that our favorite britsoulster of '07 is down for the count.

When you go from


to wearing adult diapers



its time to re-evaluate your addictions of choice. I discovered an 8th internet... in Germany, trying to find these pics. If you like gossip and speak das boot, I suggest you check em out. Enjoy.



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