Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Ladies First

Meet Brittney Griner, a high school basketball player from Houston, TX who might be the straw that literally breaks the camel's back when they say "everything's bigger in Texas" I'm all for an EO world, but you can bury the "NBA" whispers now. As a 6'3", 235 grownass man with bad knees and twice-fractured right ankle, whose reputable athletic experience stops with age 13-17 Nike Summer Ball and IHSA Track & Field City Championships, she couldn't dunk on me... let alone Lebron James or Amare Stoudamire. She might fare better against Kevin Durant but thats a different story.

All things considered, she's nice with the rock and the young ladies have a new hero to kow tow to. I wouldnt get too excited, as she has nothing on the 6'3" Candace Parker in the looks dept. and her voice is disturbingly reminiscent of Mike from Boyz II Men.

Prepare to be shocked and awed, in a way that only Texans can!

1 comment:

B said...

That is not a girl. I don't kerr what nobody say.