Saturday, December 22, 2007

Topanga got arrested


What 80's baby didn't have a crush on Topanga? Was it her doe-like eyes or those full nigger lips? She wasn't always a heartthrob, but something definitely happened sometime after she hit puberty and suddenly got thick as a mug. Well, enough reminiscing, Topanga, government name Danielle Fishel, got arrested on some DUI charge. Sucks for her. Hope she doesn't get all Britney Spears/Lindsey Lohan. White child actresses these days. Even the D-listers are tryna hop on the whole "I'm really good at making bad life decisions" trend. Hop off kids. Hop off.

And Topanga, I mean Danielle, if you're reading this, next time you need a designated driver, call me. ;-)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

what ever happened to Shawn's black girfriend, Angela? oy vey...did they know how to cast or what?