Thursday, July 17, 2008

I Love The Dough

Pardon me in advance for this cornball title, but dammit its so fitting!!!

So the story is as follows:
Robber attempts to rob pizzeria
Worker fights back
Robber flashes weapon
Manager empties cash drawer
Worker fights back
Robber is unconscious
Manager pulls Worker off unconscious Robber
Robber still unconscious


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Let fox news tell it, ol girl stopped the worker from further beating the sleeves off this dude, because he was her pops. Apparently her mom put him up to the robbery, but the manager was none the wiser until the pizzaman turned his face into a v-neck shirt. Upon seeing homie sans wig and all-black locs (stunna shades for the slang impaired), she realized it was her pops, dropped the money and got her ref on. My man Rudy Sandoval (worker) needs to seriously consider beating ass in the pizzeria parking lot for a living as a lead-in to a mma career like Kimbo Slice. It's gotta be better than slinging pizzas.

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